I just really liked this headline.  From the "religion" [it ain't a religion if some guy made it up] that brought us the concept that homosexuality is like alcoholism:

Brigham Young University Issues First Beard Guidelines

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/utahs-brigham-young-university-issues-first-beard-guidelines/ar-AA8dI0N?ocid=HPCDHP

Insert Julianne Hough/Ryan Seacrest joke here.