I love you, Deli News.  You bring us all the VFTW stories.  Of course, you have an advantage because your beat is a) New York and b) New Jersey.



This was a bonus story I found while cruising the NYDN site.  Some guy in, where else, Florida, agreed to let some chick who was not actually a medical professional inject collagen, or whatever, into his schvantz.  This did not really work out.  BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE.  He consulted her as to what might be done to improve matters, and she referred him to a doctor who would fix things right up, and that is "referred" as in "met him in a warehouse."  Not only did he actually agree to this further procedure, it--surprise!--didn't turn out very well either.



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