John Rzeznik (and his AWFUL plastic surgery)

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Fallen Angel Gabriel

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 2:47 PM

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He used to look half-decent.
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Now he looks like a tranny.
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What the HELL happened? Bad facelift? Too much botox?

Discuss.
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MRN

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 2:54 PM

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He must have went to Bruce Jenner's surgeon.

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 3:15 PM

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Suck it, Bitches!


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Horrible. He was hot before he decided to fuck his face up.
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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 3:46 PM

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Yeah he used to be good looking. He looks OK on the show, but that photo..ugh.

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Insane

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 3:52 PM

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People just need to stop getting face lifts until the science is perfected. He's ten years away from being the next Joan Rivers.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 3:59 PM

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Is it just me or does it look like he got cheek implants?
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rocksmars

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 4:27 PM

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At first I thought it was just thickening skin with aging but now that I really look you could be right .
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rocksmars

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 4:28 PM

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Whatever he had done it totally messed up the cleft in his chin.
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Smartie

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 4:33 PM

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He looks like he's got two halves of a ping pong ball shoved into those cheeks.

Does he look like that on the show?
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Fallen Angel Gabriel

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 4:37 PM

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He had huge sunglasses on to cover up the "bat brow" for part of the time. He looked scary without them.
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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 4:39 PM

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Quote "Smartie":Does he look like that on the show?


No, he's all doughy now.
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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 8:53 PM

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He was PWNED by Sheila E, who brow-beat him into saying yes to Metallihanson... pussy.
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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 8:57 PM

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I think he's done more Coke than Botox. He's just not aging well.
Way too much makeup. Wonder what he looks like in the morning?

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Fallen Angel Gabriel

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Posted: 10/19/2007 at 9:18 PM

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Quote :I don't
know when it went down but I noticed that John Rzeznik (the artist
formerly known as Johnny Goo) didn't look quite right when he and the
Goos appeared on Sundance TV's "Live from Abbey Road" series. His face
barely moved and his cheeks looked chipmunk-like. Conversely, Robby
Takac kept it real--a few lines in his face but he looked like a hip 40
something dude. John looked like he was frozen in time. A former teen
idol who is clinging to yesterday.

http://devilslunchmeat.blogspot.com/200 ... rgery.html

Getting old ungracefully does not give you bat brow and a frozen face.
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FatherRyan

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Posted: 10/20/2007 at 4:45 AM

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He had about a pound of cake makeup on his face. And a lot of guyliner.
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Lori595

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Posted: 10/20/2007 at 5:48 AM

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Johnny, Johnny, what the hell??? Image
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Posted: 10/20/2007 at 7:47 AM

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Quote "FatherRyan":He had about a pound of cake makeup on his face. And a lot of guyliner.


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Poor Johnny, he looks so horrible now. Not to mention he stole Tyler Mullendore's glasses. Image
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thefunnystone

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Posted: 10/20/2007 at 1:26 PM

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Yeah, he got really fug.
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Insane

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Posted: 10/21/2007 at 9:48 AM

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So there was talk in the DMFS thread about Johnny making a child cry. What the hell was that about?
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Fallen Angel Gabriel

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Posted: 10/21/2007 at 10:33 AM

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He made a child look at his face up close?
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horsepower

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Posted: 10/21/2007 at 10:56 AM

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There was a hard rock band that hand a young boy playing lead
guitar; Rzeznick asked him pointed questions like, "What are you doing
with those guys? You need to find a real band." The kid apparently
began crying; we heard he scored some guitar equipment out of it, after
Rzeznick said he'd find him some preamps or pedals or something. Don't
know exactly what it was all about, to be honest. But it defies
explanation as to why it wasn't included anywhere, since it would have
definitely made "good teevee."

And I just thought Rzeznik
looked pudgy; having to wear makeup is bad enough, but I had NO IDEA
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 10/21/2007 at 11:13 AM

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His face is atrocious. It seriously looked like he put on more makeup then Jan Crouch.

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Insane

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Posted: 10/21/2007 at 11:53 AM

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Thanks guys.

That lady looks like she stole that wig off a dead tranny.
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American Oracle

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Posted: 10/21/2007 at 1:29 PM

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Quote "horsepower":There
was a hard rock band that hand a young boy playing lead guitar;
Rzeznick asked him pointed questions like, "What are you doing with
those guys? You need to find a real band." The kid apparently began
crying; we heard he scored some guitar equipment out of it, after
Rzeznick said he'd find him some preamps or pedals or something. Don't
know exactly what it was all about, to be honest. But it defies
explanation as to why it wasn't included anywhere, since it would have
definitely made "good teevee."


HP, they have to save some of the "filler" like that for the rest of the shows. It will be edited to look current, of course.

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Posted: 10/22/2007 at 9:12 AM

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Yes, they showed the kid crying for a second or 2 on the show.
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The band is called SimplySick
and they were they other one showed with metal costumes. Skulls and
pumpkin heads and crap. Just garbage musically. The kid is like 13 and
played guitar.

The simply sick part of the whole thing is
the kid has some talent and is cute so he has 100's of little girl
fans, all well and good, but the rest of the band is pushin 40 and
sucking hard off of whatever hype they can get from this kid. It's
really kind of sick if you look at the band's myspace and it's members
myspace pages. All these teen girls love the kid and yet the old
bastards in the group have the teens as friends on their own myspace
pages too.

The kid wants to be the next Kid Rock.
I'm
sure Reznick told him we didn't need the first one so why be the
second? So you can sing shitty country songs with Sheryl Crow?
Johnny's right, lose the over the hill losers...and fast.
Get some friggin pants that fit and rip off from better songwriters than Salt 'n Peppa.
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Posted: 10/22/2007 at 9:53 AM

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Quote :The simply
sick part of the whole thing is the kid has some talent and is cute so
he has 100's of little girl fans, all well and good, but the rest of the
band is pushin 40 and sucking hard off of whatever hype they can get
from this kid.


Does the rest of the band
wear masks so the authorities won't find them??? I hope that kid is
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Posted: 10/22/2007 at 10:02 AM

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Quote "Lori595":
Does
the rest of the band wear masks so the authorities won't find them??? I
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How else is he supposed to get his beer?
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FatherRyan

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Posted: 10/22/2007 at 4:02 PM

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Johnny said the kid had the potential to be huge, but that he
needed to dump the rest of the band. Since the rest of the band are his
friends who he's played with for years, he started to cry. They
probably didn't show it because it made Rzeznik look like an insensitive
prick.

Then again, he did offer to send the kid a Mesa
Boogie amp and some other guitar stuff. Not sure if he went through
with that or not....
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American Oracle

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Posted: 10/22/2007 at 4:20 PM

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Keep in mind who's producing this show.

There's
nothing to keep them from featuring this whole saga in a future episode
if they think they can get some ratings points out of it. Of course the
editing will result in something only marginally related to what
actually happened, but so what? They don't give a flying fuck about
"reality" in their reality shows.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel

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Posted: 10/26/2007 at 3:07 PM

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So did he look better tonight or was it just me?
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thefunnystone

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Posted: 10/26/2007 at 3:07 PM

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I dunno, I think he was only good looking 10 years ago.
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ItsMeDeb

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Posted: 10/26/2007 at 3:08 PM

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If looking like ass despite 115 degree heat is better...then yea.
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rocksmars

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Posted: 10/26/2007 at 4:20 PM

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Looks aside, he impressed the shit out of me tonight.....
Great remarks.....
But not much better looking than last week....no.
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Bibulus

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Posted: 10/26/2007 at 7:07 PM

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He suffer from Sinabifida or something? bitch slouches over his
table all damn night worse than Pauler...at least she'll occasionally
rise for a seal clap.
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lgthesoccermom

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Posted: 10/26/2007 at 8:40 PM

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Oh, he's hot, just ask that Dave guy.
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all_sabrina

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Posted: 10/26/2007 at 11:10 PM

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Quote "lgthesoccermom":Oh, he's hot, just ask that Dave guy.


Asswipe mom shits in more places tha a monkey out of it's cage.

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Goober4Life

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:08 AM

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Does anyone have PROOF that Johnny has had plastic surgery? Better be able to back up what you say.

What
you all need to consider is he's been touring for 18 months, 18
MONTHS!!!! I'll admit he does look tired from time to time, but then I
guess I'd be a little tired if I spent the past 18 months on a tour bus.


Johnny Rzeznik is a gorgeous man. Open your eyes you idiots.

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obviously you all don't know he's 41 years old, will be 42 in December.
You've got to be a moron to expect a person to look the same as they
did 10 years ago.

How about you all post pictures of yourselves and let us all see how beautiful you are!
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American Oracle

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:10 AM

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But, but... you can see the stitches just where the bolt sticks out on either side of his neck!


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ItsMeDeb

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:11 AM

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Goob:

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:18 AM

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The only thing faker than his face is his posing.
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thefunnystone

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:18 AM

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Welcome to the forum, Johnny!

Your music sucks ass but you're an ok judge.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:36 AM

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Quote "smarterthanpickler":Johnny Rzeznik's mom has joined our site Image
The only thing faker than his face is his posing.





Explain to me what you mean by that; How is he a poser?
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Coming down

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:37 AM

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Well, I love the Goo Goo Dolls music...I mean, come on, Black
Balloon is the best song EVER! At least they write all their own songs,
and have been in the business for like 20 years...That's more than I can
say about a lot of singers and bands out there today...As for the
plastic surgery, well, I do think Johnny has had plastic surgery, and I
wish he would stop before it's too late, but that doesn't take anything
away from their amazing music...
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thefunnystone

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:40 AM

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OK, so how are the Goo Goo tards finding this board? Image
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:42 AM

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Quote "Goober4Life":Quote "smarterthanpickler":Johnny Rzeznik's mom has joined our site Image
The only thing faker than his face is his posing.





Explain to me what you mean by that; How is he a poser?




Let me guess...you're the one on the left...


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Got to give the guy credit...it's hard to make something of your life when you come from Buffalo.
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:53 AM

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Quote "thefunnystone":OK, so how are the Goo Goo tards finding this board? Image



Intelligent response. What, are you like 12?
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Goober4Life

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:54 AM

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Quote "smarterthanpickler":Quote "Goober4Life":Quote "smarterthanpickler":Johnny Rzeznik's mom has joined our site Image
The only thing faker than his face is his posing.





Explain to me what you mean by that; How is he a poser?




Let me guess...you're the one on the left...


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Got to give the guy credit...it's hard to make something of your life when you come from Buffalo.




You still didn't answer the question, how is he a poser? Are you having a hard time understanding what I'm asking?
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:57 AM

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Quote "Goober4Life":Quote "thefunnystone":OK, so how are the Goo Goo tards finding this board? Image



Intelligent response. What, are you like 12?



Oh you are going to get along so well here..

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rubytues18

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 8:58 AM

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Quote "Goober4Life":Quote "smarterthanpickler":Quote "Goober4Life":Quote "smarterthanpickler":Johnny Rzeznik's mom has joined our site Image
The only thing faker than his face is his posing.





Explain to me what you mean by that; How is he a poser?




Let me guess...you're the one on the left...


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Got to give the guy credit...it's hard to make something of your life when you come from Buffalo.




You still didn't answer the question, how is he a poser? Are you having a hard time understanding what I'm asking?



Maybe
they're confused as to what posing actually means (?) And you can't
seriously tell me that his music "sucks ass." Come on, guys.
p.s. I'm new.
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thefunnystone

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:10 AM

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Countdown until Gootards get banned.

Seriously, do you people even know where you are?
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American Oracle

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:10 AM

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Rzeznik has fans? Who woulda thunk it!


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FatherRyan

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:10 AM

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I have to give the man credit for being able to write catchy
hooks. He can write songs that appeal to all age groups, from my little
niece all the way up to my grandmother. That takes some sort of
talent.

Problem is, the songs are insipidly boring and
bland. Pop schlock that isn't the slightest bit risky or dangerous.
He's totally in the same league as Hootie, Matchbox 20, Brian Adams,
etc.

The annoying thing about him is that he tries to
act like he's playing rock music, but he's not. He's playing top 40
musak. Thus, the poser critiques. He might as well record a duet with
Celine Dion and get it over with.
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:13 AM

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:23 AM

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Suck it, Bitches!


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thefunnystone

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:24 AM

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That's the only reason I haven't banned them yet. Image
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ItsMeDeb

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:25 AM

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Quote "thefunnystone":Countdown until Gootards get banned.
Seriously, do you people even know where you are?



How about right fucking now?
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Goober4Life

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:30 AM

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So am I to take it if someone challenges someone else, they are banned?

What's the matter, can't take the heat?
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:31 AM

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Suck it, Bitches!


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Quote :What's the matter, can't take the heat?


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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:31 AM

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Quote "Goober4Life":So am I to take it if someone challenges someone else, they are banned?
What's the matter, can't take the heat?



Rule 3. No flooding.
Don't
post in a thread 100 times for no reason just to be a dick. We'll ban
your ass. If we notice that you're posting nothing substantial, yet you
keep posting over and over, don't expect to be here long. In case you
don't get the hint, people who hate VFTW, that includes you. Feel free
to start ONE new topic on why you hate VFTW or post in existing ones. We
welcome you here to share your opinion, but respect the rules. Starting
lots of topics or jumping in on every topic to post off topic about how
much you hate it here will get you banned.
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:40 AM

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Okay, I get it. Name calling (Goo Tards) is allowed, standing up for something is wrong, and if you don't agree, you're banned.
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 9:41 AM

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Hey new guys! THINK about where you're posting!

Hint: Check "satire" in the dictionary.

It's OK to disagree, but you need to post your report card so that we can decide whether or not to take you seriously.


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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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ItsMeDeb

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Quote "Goober4Life":Okay, I get it. Name calling (Goo Tards) is allowed, standing up for something is wrong, and if you don't agree, you're banned.


Yup, as long as we're clear about that...post on.

Oh and ...


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thefunnystone

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 10:05 AM

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You have to have a sense of humor to survive here.

You're drowning.
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 10:06 AM

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Quote "FatherRyan":I
have to give the man credit for being able to write catchy hooks. He
can write songs that appeal to all age groups, from my little niece all
the way up to my grandmother. That takes some sort of talent.
Problem
is, the songs are insipidly boring and bland. Pop schlock that isn't
the slightest bit risky or dangerous. He's totally in the same league
as Hootie, Matchbox 20, Brian Adams, etc.

The annoying
thing about him is that he tries to act like he's playing rock music,
but he's not. He's playing top 40 musak. Thus, the poser critiques.
He might as well record a duet with Celine Dion and get it over with.



Listen
to some of their old stuff, circa 1993. You'd seriously be surprised.
I understand what you mean about the pop stuff, though. It turns a lot
of people off.
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 10:09 AM

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Quote "thefunnystone":You have to have a sense of humor to survive here.
You're drowning.



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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 10:10 AM

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Quote :Johnny Rzeznik is a gorgeous man. Open your eyes you idiots.



He
was better looking when he was scruffier. Now his face is a smooth as a
baby's butt. Too much Restylane??? Microdermabrasion overload???
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Quote "rubytues18":Quote "FatherRyan":I
have to give the man credit for being able to write catchy hooks. He
can write songs that appeal to all age groups, from my little niece all
the way up to my grandmother. That takes some sort of talent.
Problem
is, the songs are insipidly boring and bland. Pop schlock that isn't
the slightest bit risky or dangerous. He's totally in the same league
as Hootie, Matchbox 20, Brian Adams, etc.

The annoying
thing about him is that he tries to act like he's playing rock music,
but he's not. He's playing top 40 musak. Thus, the poser critiques.
He might as well record a duet with Celine Dion and get it over with.



Listen
to some of their old stuff, circa 1993. You'd seriously be surprised.
I understand what you mean about the pop stuff, though. It turns a lot
of people off.




True..I will
agree that I'm more of a fan of their old stuff than the new stuff the
record companies are putting out there as singles. Their latest album
wasn't my favorite. Gutterflower has really good tunes, my favorites are
songs that were not released as singles.
Bands are at the mercy of record companies....mostly people who don't really know what the public wants.
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 10:12 AM

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Quote "Lori595":Quote :Johnny Rzeznik is a gorgeous man. Open your eyes you idiots.



He
was better looking when he was scruffier. Now his face is a smooth as a
baby's butt. Too much Restylane??? Microdermabrasion overload???


...jammed his face into a belt sander?


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thefunnystone

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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 10:16 AM

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The Goo Goo Dolls' pre-Name music was much more rock... then they
sold out to make more records. That's why we make fun of him.

You
guys are welcome to stay here if you can actually develop a sense of
humor. But if you're just going to whine about some has-been rock star,
we won't be seeing you long. Johnny Rzeznik is actually a decent judge
on the show, you have to accept that most of us here are aware that he
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 10:34 AM

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Quote "Goober4Life": Bands are at the mercy of record companies....mostly people who don't really know what the public wants.



Unless
some A&;;R guy held a gun to Johnny's head and forced him to write
"Black Balloon," the Goo Goos deserve a little blame for the
deterioration of their music. God bless 'em for raking in money and
figuring out how to compete against Top 40 dance crap, but I doubt
there's some evil record exec holding back their edgy tunes.
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Quote "Aggrieved":Quote "Goober4Life": Bands are at the mercy of record companies....mostly people who don't really know what the public wants.



Unless
some A&;;R guy held a gun to Johnny's head and forced him to write
"Black Balloon," the Goo Goos deserve a little blame for the
deterioration of their music. God bless 'em for raking in money and
figuring out how to compete against Top 40 dance crap, but I doubt
there's some evil record exec holding back their edgy tunes.




Black Balloon isn't one of my favorite songs so I shouldn't comment.
They obviously have alot of fans who do like their music.
To each his own.
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Quote "thefunnystone":The
Goo Goo Dolls' pre-Name music was much more rock... then they sold out
to make more records. That's why we make fun of him.
You
guys are welcome to stay here if you can actually develop a sense of
humor. But if you're just going to whine about some has-been rock star,
we won't be seeing you long. Johnny Rzeznik is actually a decent judge
on the show, you have to accept that most of us here are aware that he
makes shitty music.



Pre Name was
actually punk, no rock there. How Johnny has explained them selling out
is they have evolved. Bands change, just like they have. They're not the
same as they were 20 years ago. In his words, they got tired of
screaming.

I have a great sense of humor!! The comments
that were made are just rude, my opinion. I've met Johnny twice and in
person he is gorgeous. I've seen some pretty bad photos of him, but
that's not him in person.

I'll try and keep an open mind when it comes to comments. But I will defend also. That's just my nature.
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Are those Stars of David?

Is the rat on a Jewish singles cruise?
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We have no problem with you stating your opinion. But this is a
rude board. We make fun of everyone. If you want to post here, you just
have to accept it. Join in on the fun... make fun of someone else in
their thread. You know you want to.
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Quote "Goober4Life": I have a great sense of humor!! The comments that were made are just rude, my opinion.
I'll try and keep an open mind when it comes to comments. But I will defend also. That's just my nature.



Rude comments here? NEVER!

BTW, you will probably soon receive a Wonderful Worster Welcome from our resident Welcome Wagon official.

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I'm getting the nature of this board.

I wasn't raised to rip on people for fun. It must be my age.

Rip away!!! I'm not sure I can participate in everything.
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Quote "Goober4Life":I'm getting the nature of this board.
I wasn't raised to rip on people for fun. It must be my age.

Rip away!!! I'm not sure I can participate in everything.



Learn to release your inner douchebag!
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Quote "Tinnerz":Quote "Goober4Life":I'm getting the nature of this board.
I wasn't raised to rip on people for fun. It must be my age.

Rip away!!! I'm not sure I can participate in everything.



Learn to release your inner douchebag!




Hang
on, i'm looking for it...I see a bitch, she comes out quite often,
there's a snatch, shows her face sometimes, I think you all saw her
today??.....wait! Here's a c**t..is that the same thing as a
douchebag???
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Firstly, I'm amazed Googoo guy has any fans left.

Secondly, what fans he has are amusing as hell.

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Quote "Smartie":Firstly, I'm amazed Googoo guy has any fans left.
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I am a huge fan.

And I can be amusing.

It's been interesting to say the least this afternoon. Thanks for the fun! Have a great evening everyone!
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Quote "Goober4Life":

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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18 May 2013, 11:45 #5

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Quote "thefunnystone":OK, so how are the Goo Goo tards finding this board? Image



First off...

Goo Goo Tards Know All




Quote "Goober4Life":Quote "thefunnystone":The
Goo Goo Dolls' pre-Name music was much more rock... then they sold out
to make more records. That's why we make fun of him.
You
guys are welcome to stay here if you can actually develop a sense of
humor. But if you're just going to whine about some has-been rock star,
we won't be seeing you long. Johnny Rzeznik is actually a decent judge
on the show, you have to accept that most of us here are aware that he
makes shitty music.



Pre Name was
actually punk, no rock there. How Johnny has explained them selling out
is they have evolved. Bands change, just like they have. They're not the
same as they were 20 years ago. In his words, they got tired of
screaming.

I have a great sense of humor!! The comments
that were made are just rude, my opinion. I've met Johnny twice and in
person he is gorgeous. I've seen some pretty bad photos of him, but
that's not him in person.

I'll try and keep an open mind when it comes to comments. But I will defend also. That's just my nature.




secondly....

as
far as the change in sound over the past 20 years..... when I was 12
years old I liked to color my arm with milky gel pens all day during
school (literally, all day... its how I learned to draw with my left
hand)..... Done correctly... You can totally get the Fred Durst sleeve
look going on.....

But now that I'm in college it really wouldn't be ok for me to be doing that now would it??

catch my drift?



also.... it is "goo goo tard" nature to defend goo... If you can rip we can defend - thats the rules of the game .... welcome



and just because you don't think John is attractive doesn't mean you have to rip on him.... think positively Image" />
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 2:20 PM

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Quote :If you can rip we can defend - thats the rules of the game

Wrong!
As
Dave said, most people here don't like the Goo's music, we just like
John as a judge. So if you want to continue beating the dead horse, then
you're just here to stir up shit.
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Erm.....look at latest tard's location.

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Mark, is that you? Does L Ron approve of Googootardism?
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Quote :when I was 12 years old I liked to color my arm with milky gel penis all day




You Goo Goo fans are a bunch of sick fucks.
Goo Goo Dolls are pussy, like Air Supply.
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Quote "insaneinthesfv":Quote :If you can rip we can defend - thats the rules of the game

Wrong!
As
Dave said, most people here don't like the Goo's music, we just like
John as a judge. So if you want to continue beating the dead horse, then
you're just here to stir up shit.




Dude... the title of the thread is:

"John Rzeznik (and his aweful plastic surgery)"
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Quote : Dude... the title of the thread is:

"John Rzeznik (and his aweful plastic surgery)"


And it's gonna stay that way. Sorry. No I'm not! Image

And his plastic surgery is "awful". It certainly isn't "aweful" as you stated in the above post.
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Quote "smarterthanpickler":Quote :when I was 12 years old I liked to color my arm with milky gel penis all day




You Goo Goo fans are a bunch of sick fucks.
Goo Goo Dolls are pussy, like Air Supply.




LOL

really... tell us how you really feel... lmfao

and we are sick f**ks because...?? .... I colored my arm when I was a 12 year old?


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Deb, didn't Dragoon's custom subnic just become available? Image
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Why would you colour in your arm and why would you be proud of that? This is not an achievement.

So, after the prolonged exposure to the chemical fumes, you now like Googoogack? You poor thing. How goes therapy?
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If Rzeznik had any real talent he wouldn't have to degrade himself appearing on this turkey of a show.

Those that can, do. Those that can't, judge for Freemantle Entertainment.


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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 3:59 PM

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Quote "robingoogootard": Dude... the title of the thread is:

"John Rzeznik (and his aweful plastic surgery)"



It is, so wtf are you discussing?

I think you're off topic.
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Quote "insaneinthesfv":Deb, didn't Dragoon's custom subnic just become available? Image" />


It sure is. It was MORON, right?

Which one of these fucktards should get it?
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Quote "insaneinthesfv":Quote : Dude... the title of the thread is:

"John Rzeznik (and his aweful plastic surgery)"


And it's gonna stay that way. Sorry. No I'm not! Image

And his plastic surgery is "awful". It certainly isn't "aweful" as you stated in the above post.



so
I can't spell... apparently you like to mess with other peoples'
spelling when posting quotes.... we all have problems with spelling...
yours just seem to be bigger than mine...

Quote "Smartie":Why would you colour in your arm and why would you be proud of that? This is not an achievement.
So, after the prolonged exposure to the chemical fumes, you now like Googoogack? You poor thing. How goes therapy?



well
physical therapy was quite educaitonal, although my knee isn't going to
get any better... the excercises do help. Thanks for asking Image" /> The psychologist wasn't quite as helpful ... very friendly and motherly though.

Why did I draw on my arm?
(A) Before transfering schools, I was at the arts school... and I like to draw
(B)
During grade school I was bored out of my mind for the most part... the
information was not challenging... whereas seeing how realistic I could
make a fake tattoo look was....
(C) When I was 12... a majority of the kids at school drew on their arms..... there really wasn't anything wierd about it....

My question is: What difference does it make why I drew on my arm?
-Why
I drew on my arm has nothing to do with the statement I made. Its a
metaphor/miniature allegory sorta thing... Point being that it if
Rzeznik were writing the same music he wrote at 19 it would show a lack
of mental development and what not... For example, if he were to have
written the song "up yours" at 39.... That might just have been a bit
strange.
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 4:08 PM

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You're off topic.

Move along now.
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You're the one who brought up the arm drawing, thereby inviting discussion about the topic.

Googoogack is still drivel and tripe.


Deb, I think we have a winner.
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Yea, she's a real winner...Smartie, did you notice her location?!?!?
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Quote :Erm.....look at latest tard's location.
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Mark, is that you? Does L Ron approve of Googootardism?


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Quote "ItsMeDeb":Quote "insaneinthesfv":Deb, didn't Dragoon's custom subnic just become available? Image" />


It sure is. It was MORON, right?

Which one of these fucktards should get it?



The one from Charleston that just replied to my other post is my fave, but any Gootroll will do. Image" />


Quote :Quote :Quote : Quote:

Dude... the title of the thread is:

"John Rzeznik (and his aweful plastic surgery)"


And it's gonna stay that way. Sorry. No I'm not! Laugh


And his plastic surgery is "awful". It certainly isn't "aweful" as you stated in the above post.



so
I can't spell... apparently you like to mess with other peoples'
spelling when posting quotes.... we all have problems with spelling...
yours just seem to be bigger than mine...


What? Image Look at your original post, dumbass. DURRRRR!
And editing it won't help now.
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So, what kind of music do you guys actually like, since you don't
appreciate the Goo Goo Dolls? Let me guess, Justin Timberlake maybe? I
can just imagine the crap that some of you do actually enjoy, or are you
guys only good at saying what you don't like?
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There's a thread in the General Chat forum that talks about what kind of music we like.

Go down there and read.

This thread is to discuss Johnny's plastic surgery gone wrong.

Got it?
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Joined: 22 Jun 2009, 06:21

18 May 2013, 11:47 #6

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Then - muzak maker

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Now - horror movie
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And about two Botox treatments away from being this:

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Quote "ItsMeDeb":There's a thread in the General Chat forum that talks about what kind of music we like.
Go down there and read.

This thread is to discuss Johnny's plastic surgery gone wrong.

Got it?



Well...
some people here keep saying how bad his music is, so if they can say
that, then I can defend how good their music is...Do YOU got that??
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 5:23 PM

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You guys are all stupid!! I'd fuck him!!! He's fuckin hott!!!
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And you think we listen to Timberlake? ImageImage Wow, you're good.



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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 5:24 PM

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You guys remind me of the Daughtryback trolls, but a little more retarded.



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Quote "Coming down":Quote "ItsMeDeb":There's a thread in the General Chat forum that talks about what kind of music we like.
Go down there and read.

This thread is to discuss Johnny's plastic surgery gone wrong.

Got it?



Well...
some people here keep saying how bad his music is, so if they can say
that, then I can defend how good their music is...Do YOU got that??



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Quote "neo001":You guys are all stupid!! I'd fuck him!!! He's fuckin hott!!!

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you trolls are funnier than the Joybot ones! Not as good as the Derek
Hoffman ones tho, pick up your game a bit if you want to compete with
those guys.
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Quote "Coming down":Quote "ItsMeDeb":There's a thread in the General Chat forum that talks about what kind of music we like.
Go down there and read.

This thread is to discuss Johnny's plastic surgery gone wrong.

Got it?



Well...
some people here keep saying how bad his music is, so if they can say
that, then I can defend how good their music is...Do YOU got that??



And I told you where to go. DO YOU GET THAT?
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These trolls need to
be a bit more
xXHARDCOREXx
to compete with
the Derek Hoffman
trolls from Aurora.


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Quote "neo001":You guys are all stupid!! I'd fuck him!!! He's fuckin hott!!!

It's OK if you like Botoxed trannies, but that's just not our thing, OK?
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Location: Flying the coop
Goo Goo Gals: This is Vote for the WORST. Emphasis on WORST.
There's some discussion on music we love (in the general chat forum,
somewhere under the death pool thread last I saw it), but the majority
is ripping on people. And Johnny stepped into the crosshairs when he
signed up to judge this mess, so he's fair game.

Didn't
the Goo Goo Dolls record a version of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" for
MLB a couple years back? That one rocked. No other Goo Goo Song since
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*holds poo and wee, waiting for wow factor to arrive*



Didn't the winners song from CI rip off a Googoogaagaa song?
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I've
been holding my tongue (fingers?) on this topic, but... those two
pictures are actually only taken about 5 months apart, in 2002. I don't
know how much, if any, plastic surgery John has gotten recently, but he
never looks consistently good or bad in photos. Usually when he's
wearing make up, he tends to like really shiny or waxy, but in concert
photos or video where he's obviously not wearing make up he tends to
look better.

And you guys are lucky to get 'Coming Down'
on here. She's equally annoying and painfully entertaining on the
messageboard from which she comes.
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Yes it did, Smartie, the song is "Iris, Canadian Style (All I Ever Wanted)"
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Quote "cr":And
you guys are lucky to get 'Coming Down' on here. She's equally annoying
and painfully entertaining on the messageboard from which she comes.


Just out of curiosity, what message board would that be, cr?
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Posted: 10/31/2007 at 5:38 PM

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It's the message board from the Goo Goo Dolls' official site. You
can't see it unless you're a member. There's a thread dedicated to
your site on there, which is why you have an influx of John defenders
today.


(So yes, that means I'm a member and yes, I
am a fan of the band, except for the last album, which is completely
unforgivable. Tease me if you must, but I think this site is
hilarious.)
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Quote "cr":It's
the message board from the Goo Goo Dolls' official site. You can't see
it unless you're a member. There's a thread dedicated to your site on
there, which is why you have an influx of John defenders today.

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Thank you very much, cr.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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cr, I went and checked out their official site and excuse me, but they expect people to pay $30 to join????
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Quote "ItsMeDeb":cr, I went and checked out their official site and excuse me, but they expect people to pay $30 to join????

WHAT???? Image How many people are members?
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You can work that one out pretty quickly, Insane. Just count the trolls! 5? 6?
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Quote "ItsMeDeb":cr, I went and checked out their official site and excuse me, but they expect people to pay $30 to join????


Ugh.
Let's not talk about it. It's a money grab from the band, just like a
lot of popular bands are doing these days. I joined for presale
tickets, as I live in a city where it's a pain in the ass to get decent
seats. The message board is pure comedy gold though. Almost worth the money.



:smile You have way better smileys.
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Yes, cr, please? We'd love it! It would make us glad you spent that $30. Image" />
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Please do cr. We need something worthwhile in this thread.
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What a nice thing for a band to do to its fans. "No, we didn't
sell out. We're making exactly the music we want to make. We're not in
this for the money. Now pay up 30 bucks to join our web site. All
proceeds benefit the Johnny Rzeznik Botox Fund."

At least
Robby Takac doesn't do plastic surgery. That bastard gets uglier every
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Quote "MrsUrlacher":Please do cr. We need something worthwhile in this thread.


Actually cr, don't.

I
wouldn't want you to lose your membership after paying $30 for it.
Also, I'm not interested in a board war over something this stupid.

Next goo goo asshole to post something that isn't discussing Johnny's fugly face complete with butt chin will be banned.
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I am a huge goo fan and I have to say, John's face looks awful. Too much restylane in his cheeks. Totally ruined his looks.

The only thing worse than John's new look is the assinine way some Goo fans defend John on this board.

This seems like fun, I may just stick around.
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ok I am not debating that the man hasn't had some kind of plastic surgery. I think he had a nose job years ago.

But the pic that was posted at the start of this thread is actually about 4 years old and a really terrible picture.


Here is a more recent one and he looks a ton better here


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By the way, I like some Goo Goo Dolls music, don't like the newest CD, and can't stand shows like AI or the NGAB.


I
met John once and he looked pretty bad up close. Not plastic surgery
bad, but more like major hangover bad, just rolled out of bed, bad.


And
I do agree with what someone on here said. By going on this show, John
has put himself in the crosswires, so that makes it fair game for him
to be made fun of or whatever. From what I know of him, which is very
little, I think he is pretty wise to that and probably doesn't care all
that much. He seems to have a pretty good sense of humor about this
kind of stuff and about himself.
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Welcome Helena and Californication, and thank you for restoring my hope in Goo Goo Dolls fans.
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Quote "californication":Here is a more recent one and he looks a ton better here

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He
looks a ton better here? Hell, he looks like a ton of bricks hit him in
the face. That, or like was born with fetal alcohol syndrome.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 4:58 AM

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I am saying he looks a ton better here than he did in the original post where he has that Farrah Fawcett streaky blonde hairdo.

And
I personally think he looks pretty good here, for a 41 year old man.
As a woman of the same basic age, I can tell you most men his age don't
look near that good.

I do think though that he needs to
resist having any additional work done. I wouldn't want him to look a
plastic as Axl Rose, or Mickey Rourke.

I think the only
person who actually looks better after his facelift is Ozzy, but then
he looked like shit before hand, so anything was an improvement.


These guys should just learn to embrace their looks and go with it.

Look
at Keith Richards, he is ugly as ass, but I bet it didn't prevent him
from getting laid as much as he wanted to, didn't prevent him from being
successful and filthy rich.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 5:17 AM

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I have met John in person a couple of times. I saw him almost a
year ago and it was obvious he had been "refreshed" but he looked
amazing.

Since then something has changed on his face, I
don't know if he overdid it or had a bad reaction but his whole
expression is different. His forehead is frozen. He is starting to get
that "joker" smile that all the overbotoxed stars get.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 6:22 AM

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He definitely "overdid" it. His face looks like it's made of hard plastic!

Does anyone have a close-up shot of him in younger days? We must compare noses.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 6:49 AM

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Oh he definitely had a nose job, thats no secret.
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californication

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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 7:01 AM

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doesn't even look like the same man
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 7:02 AM

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Quote "ItsMeDeb":Quote "MrsUrlacher":Please do cr. We need something worthwhile in this thread.


Actually cr, don't.

I
wouldn't want you to lose your membership after paying $30 for it.
Also, I'm not interested in a board war over something this stupid.

Next goo goo asshole to post something that isn't discussing Johnny's fugly face complete with butt chin will be banned.



I'm
not interested in a board war. We already saw how Fifi's board war
went over. I wouldn't lose membership though, moderation over there is
almost non-existant, which adds to the hilarity.

Staying
on topic, his nose is different. In the early days, he had a nice nose,
then he had a slightly less nice nose. I don't know if it just changed
with age or due to being broken, which is a reasonable possibility.
And then he had the nose he has now. There is no denying that he had a
nose job, but there is a possibility it was a repair to a previously
broken nose.

As for other things that come up from time
to time - His teeth are capped, which he would openly admit to. The
dent in his chin has always been there and he has said he hates it. I'm
pretty certain he doesn't have cheek implants because he had very
prominent cheekbones when he was younger. I think the fatty part of his
cheeks have just thinned out with age so his cheekbones are more
noticeable again.

I'm awful at spotting botox, etc, so I
can't determine that. I'd believe he gets dermabrasion or chemical
peels. And like I said before, I think heavy make up usually makes him
look waxy or shiny and that I think he looks better without it.

Alright, that's all for me. I'm going to go back to being a lurker and enjoy comments from people more amusing than me.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 7:30 AM

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I agree, I don't think he has had chin implants. When you see
shots of him at different ages with a big smile, he always had those
cheeks and the butt chin.

anyway, here is a really old
one I just dug up and you can see the butt chin was there and the
prominent cheekbones were there. the nose from then looks different
than now.


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think the only major structural change is his nose be it from being
broken of cosmetically changed. It actually isn't very straight so if
it was a plastic procedure, maybe it was to fix a broken nose. If it
was an simply cosmetic procedure, then I don't think it was well done.

I
don't know about the botox either. I have friends who do and they
don't look fake or anything. I doubt they do it as much as a lot of
celebs do, but still it doesn't change the shape of their face.

Restylane
is used usually around the laugh lines. Well if you see recent pics of
him smiling, he has very obvious and prominent laugh lines, so I don't
think he uses that.

Dermabrasion, or other skin resurfacing? maybe.



If
you were to see some of his recent concert pics, you can see that he
doesn't look overly "preserved" at all and if anything there are some
where I think he really shows his age. I could post some but you are
all probably not that interested.

Whatever your opinion
is, love him, hate him, I do agree he hasn't sucked as a judge, at
least the few minutes that I saw. He seemed to be wanting to give
genuinely constructive comments.

And even if you hate his
music, you can't argue that he has been doing it for over 20 years,
well enough to make some pretty good dough and be listed in the top 20
box office sales for the summer 2007 concert season.

He
probably has a lot of experience and advice on what it is like to
actually be living that on the road, rock and roll life, and what the
pitfalls are and how to keep a band together for a long time. From a
lifespan point of view, the Dolls have been around a long time. They
might not have much indie cred, or hard rock cred, but they accomplish
what probably the competitors in this contest want, making a living with
their music.

There are a million fantastic bands and
musical performers who are unbelievably talented, but because of all
kinds of reasons will never enjoy much success. It isn't fair but it is
what it is.

So for sheer durability, and work ethic, I
don't have a problem with John Rzeznik or the Goo Goo Dolls. I have no
idea if they sold out or not, only they know what compromises they made
along the way.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 11:52 AM

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Googoo fans, did you know that Canadian Idol ripped off "Iris" for their winners first single?




And he's definitely overdone the Botox, he looks like a mummy on NGAB.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 1:58 PM

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well,l when I saw him up close about 9 months ago he could have
used more botox or something. He was looking pretty rough, but that was
in the middle of their long tour I think. Maybe he had some
"refreshing" done before being on TV.

Not that I am
making an excuse for it cause in most cases I am not a big fan of
plastic surgery, but to be totally honest, I am over 40 and if I found
out tomorrow that I was going to be on national TV, I might consider
getting something lasered or botoxed briefly. The scrutiny of people on
tv is horrible and with all the high def TV now, there isn't much that
can be hidden.


I only saw the last few minutes
of the show Friday. Sorry, but I am a Friday Night LIghts fan, so I was
watching that instead. But from what I saw, I thought he looked fine.
I didn't really see any big close-ups of his face, but he looked pretty
normal to me. But if they put a big close up of his face, I will
look for the "mummy" look.


I know you guys on
here just simply don't like him and thats fine. I am not ashamed or
embarrassed to say I have seen them in concert, and I enjoyed it. I
think he can sometimes look really attractive and other times not so
much. I don't tend to listen to GGD music a lot on my own time, but if a
song comes on the radio, I don't have to rush to turn the station.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 2:46 PM

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Quote "californication":Not
that I am making an excuse for it cause in most cases I am not a big
fan of plastic surgery, but to be totally honest, I am over 40 and if I
found out tomorrow that I was going to be on national TV, I might
consider getting something lasered or botoxed



So did Johnny.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 3:55 PM

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yeah, maybe he did. But I won't judge as I have never had to live
with as much scrutiny as these celebs get all the time. Yeah, no one
forces them to do this for a living, but still it is probably harder
than it looks.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 6:02 PM

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are al Goo-Goo's fans this obessed with John's Plastic Surgery? Just askin'.
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Posted: 11/1/2007 at 6:26 PM

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Quote :I'm awful at spotting botox, etc, so I can't determine that. I'd believe he gets dermabrasion or chemical peels.

Bitch please. Chemical peels and dermabrasion do not FREEZE your forehead.
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Posted: 11/2/2007 at 4:56 AM

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I figured it out...his problem is an over exposure to feces.
Perhaps some exotic bacteria has attacked his face. Due to this he has
sworn off Polishing Turds:

Quote : Goo Goo Doll John Rzeznik Polishes His Image (But No Turds) on Tonight?s Debut of ?The Next Great American Band?

Posted in Celebrity diet on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 03:50:07 -0400


Heads
up, rock reality-show fans: We?ll be back Monday with our first report
on the already controversial American Idol spinoff The Next Great
American Band. In anticipation of tonight?s anticipated series premiere,
we checked in with one of the judges, Goo Goo Doll John Rzeznik, who
had an answer for anyone who thinks a reality show is a crappy way to
discover talent. and Australian Idol?s Ian ?Dicko? Dickson ? Rzeznik
told Us Weekly that he wants to offer constructive criticism: ?I?ve had
my ass handed to me by critics a lot and you got to get tough about it ?
[but] I?m not a turd polisher, unfortunately.? When asked about nutty
auditions, he replied, ?My definition of crazy is probably different
than yours, but you?re not going to see anybody like the kid that really
couldn?t sing [on American Idol] that everybody votes for.? Sorry,
Sanjaya! Looks like Rzeznik isn?t a gimmick guy. ?Record companies don?t
have the money to promote bands the way something like this could,? he
added.

While he insisted he won?t become a Simon Cowell
(or Paula Abdul)-like figure on the show ? his co-judges include Sheila
E. ?You know these bands are real bands ? they play out in their neck of
the woods, they?re all doing gigs and practicing in the garage
together. It?s like a showcase, everybody wants a record deal.? Rzeznik
confirmed the show?s prize is ?a record deal, some commotion and all
that? and insisted the series is a great vehicle for artists in an age
of record-industry decline. ?I don?t think anybody formed a band to get
on the show, and if they did they were eliminated,? he said.
We
wondered if anyone tried cartwheels or worse to get his attention during
auditions and he waved it off with, ?That don?t work on me ? don?t pull that crap!? Sounds like John wants audiences to take this show seriously ? we?ll see if that?s possible in just a few hours.





Why anyone would take up polishing turds in the first place is beyond me, seems like a very strange habit.
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Just saw this on melodicrock.com. I wonder if Rzeznik really is
reading these boards?! HEY JOHNNY RZEZNIK, BUY OUR ALBUM LIKE YOU
PROMISED!!! Maybe listening to a little more DMFS would help him get
THE ROCK back!

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GOO GOO DOLLS LOOKING FOR HARDER EDGE AFTER HITS PACKAGES:
From Billboard.com / Gary Graff, Detroit,

When
he's not dispensing advice as a celebrity judge on Fox TV's "The Next
Great American Band," the Goo Goo Dolls' Johnny Rzeznik will be focusing
on the band's past -- and its future.
"The Goo Goo Dolls
Greatest Hits, Vol. 1 -- The Singles" comes out Nov. 13, featuring 14
chart entries since "Name" gave the band its first Hot 100 berth in
1995. The album includes chart-toppers such as "Iris" and "Slide" as
well as "Before It's Too Late (Sam and Mikaela's Theme)" from the
"Transformers" film soundtrack. A "Vol. 2" is slated for February with
B-sides, rarities, remixes and some new tracks.

By that
time, Rzeznik tells Billboard.com, the Goos should be back in their
Buffalo, N.Y., studio working on the follow-up to 2006's "Let Love In."

"I'm
going into the studio in Buffalo in January and gonna hang out there
until the record's done, which will probably be, like, June," Rzeznik
says. He has "maybe six or eight (song) ideas floating around in my
head," as well as a concrete idea of how he wants the album to sound.

"I
want the next record to have a little more of an edge on it," Rzeznik
explains. "I don't want the rough edges taken off so much. The band's
gonna play live on it more, not so many overdubs. When we were on tour
we recorded every single show and we would listen back, and the
difference between the band on record and the band live was ... I want
it to sound more like we do live. It's a lot more energy. It's a more
aggressive sound."

Rzeznik says he'd also like the Goos
to work with "a tougher producer" this time around, listing Gil Norton,
Tim Palmer and Rich Costey (The Kills) among those who could push the
band.
"We've learned so much from so many great people," Rzeznik
says, "working with Rob Cavallo and Glen Ballard, Jack Joseph Puig and
all those guys. I just think sometimes the albums may be a little too
polished. I don't want to give you the idea I'm about to make a metal
record or something; I still want to have good songwriting on the
record, but I want some more muscle this time, too."

The Goos have one more show scheduled for this year, on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas.

ArticleLink: www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_di ... 1003664594.
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The Goo Goo Dolls rocked it with Broadway, and The Clark Brothers
won! I'm one happy camper! Now you stupid fuckers will have to find
something else to whine and bitch about...You really got to get a life!
Oh, and BTW, banning people who don't agree with you is very lame and
makes you look like the coward that you are...So long, fuckers!

Coming Down
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Posted: 12/22/2007 at 10:27 PM

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Hi Johnny. Why did you 'wus out and pre-record your performance? LoD didn't have to.

And the face lift looks awful. You used to be so good looking. WTF happened to you?
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Posted: 12/23/2007 at 4:38 AM

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Quote "BlackBalloon":The
Goo Goo Dolls rocked it with Broadway, and The Clark Brothers won! I'm
one happy camper! Now you stupid fuckers will have to find something
else to whine and bitch about...You really got to get a life! Oh, and
BTW, banning people who don't agree with you is very lame and makes you
look like the coward that you are...So long, fuckers!
Coming Down



You
bothered to find a proxy IP, create a fake email address, authenticate
it, register here, authenicate that and post the above?? ...and that's
the best ya got?

You are one pathetic loser.
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Quote "BlackBalloon":The
Goo Goo Dolls rocked it with Broadway, and The Clark Brothers won! I'm
one happy camper! Now you stupid fuckers will have to find something
else to whine and bitch about...You really got to get a life! Oh, and
BTW, banning people who don't agree with you is very lame and makes you
look like the coward that you are...So long, fuckers!
Coming Down


There
are plenty of people who disagree with VFTW who have posted here
without getting banned. The only people I see getting Banned here are
Idiots, so you must be an Idiot.
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Magoo, you've done it again!


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Quote "BlackBalloon":The
Goo Goo Dolls rocked it with Broadway, and The Clark Brothers won! I'm
one happy camper! Now you stupid fuckers will have to find something
else to whine and bitch about...You really got to get a life! Oh, and
BTW, banning people who don't agree with you is very lame and makes you
look like the coward that you are...So long, fuckers!
Coming Down



Hey crackhead.

It's like this.

You came over, knocked on our door, forced your way in and pissed on our new carpet while laughing like a girl the entire time.

And
you think you are not going to get banned? Think we are going to ask
you to stay for dinner? Why would we? You'll only pick your nose at the
table.

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Posted: 7/14/2008 at 12:46 PM

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Location: Massachusetts
Ok, I'm here now, and wherever I go, I make the fucking rules. So
all of you people who think that you run this site and think you can go
and fucking ban people for no good fucking reason can lick your
mother's cunts. You're a bunch of white trash, low life fucking pricks
who have no talent or looks of your own, so you have to make fun of
anyone who has talent or looks. And clearly you have shitty taste in
music if you're going to hate on the goo goo dolls. You can all go fuck
yourselves because you're worthless pieces of shit. Just try banning
me and bringing out your precious little rulebook. I dare you. I will
fuck you up. Bunch of fucking faggot ass motherfuckers.
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Posted: 7/14/2008 at 12:47 PM

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goodbye.
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Posted: 7/14/2008 at 12:49 PM

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You bumped this shit that no one cares about for that? ImageImageImage
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Posted: 7/14/2008 at 2:03 PM

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This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
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Posted: 7/14/2008 at 2:51 PM

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Quote :Ok, I'm here now, and wherever I go, I make the fucking rules.


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I may have to make it my personal goal to use this line in the most ironic ways possible.
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Posted: 7/15/2008 at 9:35 AM

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That and he took the time to at least hit the page button ...

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Posted: 7/15/2008 at 2:40 PM

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Smartie

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Posted: 7/15/2008 at 4:22 PM

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Cat, go back a few pages of this thread - it's bizarre reading.
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Posted: 7/15/2008 at 5:56 PM

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Looks like he got some more work done.

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Quote "Smartie":Cat, go back a few pages of this thread - it's bizarre reading.


Oh
no worries Smartie, I did read. I just cannot remember the last time I
thought about Reznick or his band before yesterday and seeing the
thread. Who knew that making fun of his plastic surgery was going to
offend someone that much. People amaze me.
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Quote "Fallen Angel Gabriel":He used to look half-decent. Image

Now he looks like a tranny.
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What the HELL happened? Bad facelift? Too much botox?

Discuss.


He looks a lot worse now. WHY, John? Whatever you think about wrinkles, nothing´s as bad as this!
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OMG.
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eye bleach please.
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toutvabien

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Aww, and I thought he was growing old disgracefully in the nicest
possible ramshackle way. He may have panicked and done something around
age 40, but now that he's in his mid-forties he seems like he's going
for something entirely authentic.

Looks good to me (nice tune too):

How about some extreme close-ups?

And here's John in 1988, at 22, exactly half his present age. See for yourself, same nose, same chin, same cheeks, same forehead. It's just good genes folks:


There's enough actually "worst" stuff out there. Why are we wasting our time doing these made up threads?
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We?

Ah good times, a straggler Googoo tard. You're two years too late to be relevant.
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There's a time limit to being relevant Smartie? My bad. But it looks like folks have posted here in the last coupla days.
Maybe you had trouble with the links? OK then, post away about how
ugly people who aren't are. It's just hard to sink one's teeth into
that kind of "relevancy". But I'll try. I'm off to start threads about
what a prick Mandela is and how beaches are no fun.
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Posted: 6/15/2010 at 8:10 PM

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Yawn.

Can we get a refund on this troll? It's broken.
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Posted: 6/15/2010 at 8:17 PM

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Bedtime for the petulant Smartie. Spoiled her fun. Sleep now.
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Posted: 6/15/2010 at 8:21 PM

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You do a lot of defending of that mannequin online, I see. How very sad for you.

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Posted: 6/15/2010 at 8:26 PM

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OMG, I really got to you. Didn't mean to yank your chain that hard. Sorry babe, carry on.

Edited to add: Oh dear, your edit was pathetic. Gotta change your tag to "I run this joint into the ground".



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toutvabien: I bet Smartie can stay up later than you can! Take a
hint and don't kick the sand in the sandbox when you've been a member
for less than a month.
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Thx jawa for the excellent & valuable advice
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I think the last time the Goo-Goo dolls were even vaguely relevant was when Brian Melo covered them on Canukian Idol.
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What a bizarre little thread this is.
What's his name must give make up tips to Madam, and take surgery advice from that Jocelyn creature.
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John in 10 years:
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And these fantard cunts will still be saying he has the same chin, nose, etc.
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Posted: 6/17/2010 at 6:30 PM

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I am amazed anyone remembers who he is long enough to tard over him
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His band was quite popular in the 90s and they have released a few
hits since then. They still get played a lot on the radio here. There
is certainly no shortage of tards Googling him and finding this thread.
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Posted: 6/17/2010 at 7:15 PM

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Clearly! And I thought they were a one hit wonder band...
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Posted: 12/25/2010 at 9:30 PM

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Off course he did not only one but several plastic surgeries.


He had a first plastic surgery before he got famous wich ended up well I think.
His nose around 99:
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Ended with this:
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He
did a nose job around 1993 before he got famous, then he did another
one around 2003/2004 and he's got jaw implants as well at this time.
That's why he looks like a tranny at the first pic of the thread.

If
you do a search on google images you'll notice how he looks different
at differente eras. I personally think that he got his nose done 3 times
but I can't confirm that.




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Smartie

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Posted: 12/25/2010 at 9:50 PM

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Anorexia Face


Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
Who the fuck cares?
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Fallen Angel Gabriel

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Posted: 12/25/2010 at 11:26 PM

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Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec
I love when people bump up random NGAB threads.
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IloveJohnny

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 12:29 AM

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I MOOOOO For Johnny!

I realize this is a pretty ancient thread, but if any of you guys check back and see this I just wanted to say that:
1. Anybody with Nicki Minaj as their avatar has no room to talk about other people's taste in music. Seriously.
2. I like making fun of people as much as the next anonymous internet user, but y'all are mean and need a better hobby.
3. Johnny's the sexiest man alive. Fuck you all.
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Insane

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 12:47 AM

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Quote "IloveJohnny":I realize this is a pretty ancient thread, but if any of you guys check back and see this I just wanted to say that:
1. Anybody with Nicki Minaj as their avatar has no room to talk about other people's taste in music. Seriously.
2. I like making fun of people as much as the next anonymous internet user, but y'all are mean and need a better hobby.
3. Johnny's the sexiest man alive. Fuck you all.


Saved for the inevitable pussy edit.
BTW, he doesn't want to fuck you, so go wipe off your vag and find a new hobby.
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IloveJohnny

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 1:28 AM

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I MOOOOO For Johnny!

You sound like you're a very mean person. Have another glass of boxed wine and shut the fuck up.
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Insane

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 1:32 AM

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Could you please say things that are a little less basic? We've
heard all this shit before. "Blah blah blah loser loser loser blah blah
blah get a life blah blah blah you live in your parents' basement blah
blah blah"
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Lady WahWah

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 1:35 AM

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I don't want a subnic


Location: On my way ...
"Have another glass of boxed wine and shut the fuck up."????
Oh my aching sides. Insane, how will you ever recover from such a stinging rebuke?
Sometimes
when shit-stains from Granma's incontinence pads come to life and are
allowed to post in the interwebz - IloveJohnny is what happens.
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Insane

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 1:40 AM

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Quote "Lady WahWah":"Have another glass of boxed wine and shut the fuck up."???? Oh my aching sides. Insane, how will you ever recover from such a stinging rebuke?


I've already killed myself.
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IloveJohnny

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 3:47 AM

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I MOOOOO For Johnny!

"Sometimes when shit-stains from Granma's incontinence pads come
to life and are allowed to post in the interwebz - IloveJohnny is what
happens."
Oh yes, that's PRECISELY what I am since I happen
to like the Goo Goo Dolls and decided to point out the fact that you
people are jackasses.
I'd love to hang out with you gals and go back and forth on here for a few days, but I'm gonna go outside and be nice to people.
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Wagner4eva

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 4:45 AM

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We just love being spoken to by a creature whose ENTIRE life is
spent googling John's name, and when it finds a negative reference, up
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Ivette 2.0

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 8:23 AM

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Anyone who likes the Goo Goo Dolls has no room to talk about other people's taste in music. Seriously.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel

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Posted: 4/3/2013 at 8:57 PM

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You know it's possible to like a band without trolling the internet to attack anyone who criticizes their lead singer.
The boxed wine comment actually made me laugh. What a shame it was the only original thing this troll could come up with.
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